Transport costs will go down…no, up. According to legendary transport expert Pkay, borrowing (heavily?) from Adam Smith (not to be confused with Adam ne Kawa), the rains will be replaced by blizzards and oil thereby wiping away most of the CHOGM influenced Road Works.
Straka’s weight is not going anywhere. This year might be the one when the earth, wait, this just in, ITS GOING UP. According to noted “weight gain related to rain†expert, more rains mean more food, more food leading to more weight. Quoting him, “more rain is directly proportional to weight gain especially if the constant of proportionality K (heh) is Straka…codename: Straka Baby!†We also have reason to believe that more rain means a slight hike in bedroom activity…
Sadly, this will not be the year Amarula family finds their “funnyâ€â€¦ As long as we have the same president, their “jokes†will continue to torment us…translation, your kids will suffer the same fate as you…They might survive Saggy…Those of you without children can remedy this by ceasing to perform Amarula Family “things†in an attempt at courtship…Chics dig funny guys. When a chic says she feels Amarula, she means THE DRINK! (eh, Ernest?!)
This just in WBS has upgraded their service. Now when you tune in, you get a friendly message in TV-Safe colors asking you to “adjust your aerial for a clearer imageâ€
The SMS thing and the coffee machine? Call me back because I’m in jail?
I’ve missed you. Never, ever take your medication. Just keep writing and free associating forever.
Have an inspired New Year!
Just like Ernest u have also bought madness..Happy new year!!
Say what you will about NTV, at least their news show is in English. Unlike WBS mbogo-a-minute thing. You can actually watch NTV Tonight with the volume on. I was pleasantly surprised.
This post is fun.
And, hey, isn’t NTV the new god in town? Everybody is ranting. Yeah, from Umubala, the WBS idiots go into auto-pilot and literally speak Luganda in the English bulletin. If I could ban it!
Wats yo obssession with the straka chic???
@KC: The Meds messed me up BIG TIME over the New Year. Advice taken,no more meds.
@Joshi: Dude, madness comes free…
@Baz: Well, they do have a sleek Human Resource…
@Comrade #27: NTV is so going to bury WBS…and just about every other station…Soon…
@Cherie: Its called…what’s it called when you turn your frustration to an innocent fat bystander
the funny thing is i have actually had guys perform Amarula family “things” for me. i now understand that they were attempting courtship