The newspapers seem to be choke-full of material to play around with. And to appreciate some of this stuff, you need to look deep within and find your sense of humour…or that inner sadist.
Take for instance this story: Chameleone Falls From Arusha Hotel
If, like me, you are not too crazy about clicking random links, then I’ll break down the story for you. In a nutshell; Chameleone was in Tanzania recently for some performances. He went to sleep in his room on the 3rd floor of the Impala Hotel and when he woke up he was on the ground floor. Turns out he broke both his legs.
As an aspiring local artiste the message is clear. When people bestow upon you the occasional words of encouragement and tell you to “Break A Leg”, you MUST NOT take these things literally.
What was going through Chameleone’s mind, one wonders.
“Ati Break a leg. I’m Chameleone. I’m star performer. I break TWO!”
To all that wished me a happy birthday, thank you. Here’s to the brand new AGE OF INNOCENCE
I’ll toast to the Age of Innocence. As for that other chap breaking a leg… no words.
I hear sleep walking. Next time he tries to hit on someone’s wife he better pick a different country. These dudes and publicity. And that New Vision Reporter should be fired or shot for being so gullible and cheap
Dude, those two one-liners are so lame. LOL.
Here’s hoping this “age” has more in store for you.
did the reporter have to tell us how much he chartered the plane for banange. me thinks he was just beaten up. how come he has no bruises or anything of that sort except for them 2 legs
The Red P, decided to throw a spin to this story by saying he was attacked by Ghosts 😀
** Happy Belated BD **
Dawg
you just crossed another line huh!
Many returns…
and i won’t trip on the falling out of the hotel room story mate, nope not even a chuckle!
@ Mama Pete: Also, no stability…on his part 😉
@Chanel: But you have to hand it to him, he left no detail out
@Solomon: the operative word being LAME , right?
@The Emrys: I think he figured he was doing us a favour
@Igis: Thanks. Truth be told, it coulda been worse, the Red Pepper might have gone the Nibiru route
@B2B: hehe, you said TRIP
make space, son.
that story struck an evil cord within me but i was too chicken to run with it. i like self with minimal bruising.
Age oba edge??? I’m confused. Welcome to the Age, I am on the edge.
Happy belated. Send me the bill.
It’s good to see someone still thinks of me as a star performer. Mr Innocent, there was a goat legged woman in my bed.
Me thinks he fell onto that floor/ground.
Me also thinks he was high on some shit and believed he could fly
Oooooh, party! That’s all I think of when I see birthday. They sorta go together. Birthday party. See. So, when?