The Chameleone Chronicles – Part I

Daniella: Do your thing, wama. Go gerrem Tiger!
Chameleone: What? How dare you? How can you call me Tiger?! Are you comparing me to Mad Tiger?
Daniella: No, Sweerie, I…
Chameleone: Shut up, Mambo Bado! I am Reptile, him animal. Even worse, Animal with stripes. Me I am nice like butterfly, Kipepeo!
Daniella: I’m sorry. I meant all the best. Good Luck. Like in that movie by Spiderman
Chameleone: Mbu what, you think I don’t understand those of movies? Where do you think I be? You are like those other people, the ones who say I leave in the lake!
Daniella: Sweerat! I meant no ill will. I meant to say Break A Leg!
Chameleone: I don’t do things in halves. I Break 2!!!

14 Comments

  1. Carlo October 7, 2008 at 7:54 am

    Togwamu! You had to drag it out. Poor man.
    Socks!!!

  2. Mr. B2B October 7, 2008 at 8:14 am

    You have skillz Ai..
    Mad skillz..

  3. the antipop October 7, 2008 at 9:08 am

    i smell IT all over this post. he be’s jerousy of chameleone and mama boy

  4. Solomon King October 7, 2008 at 9:32 am

    LMAO! I hear Mambo bado. I can so hear him saying that.

  5. tuwmijuke October 7, 2008 at 10:16 am

    What? No comment about the blue ‘ndi munaku’ busuuti and the haha about the cause of the accident?

  6. jasmine October 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    this is funny!
    that busuuti was killer.
    i’m still wondering how one falls from the 3rd floor and breaks only his ankles…did he land on his feet? even then other places would be broken…so, how did the poor butterfly break only his ankles?

  7. Sleek October 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    eh, you roko artists have beef for riyo riyo…you have just crossed the line..being the ardent reader that chameleone is, he’ll read this and hunt you down, big time…and you know what he did to Bebe Cool…(eerie silence…)…

  8. Ivan October 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    @ Sleek: Oh shit! He’ll sing me a song, won’t he? Woe is me!!
    @ Jasmine; Maybe he is a special breed of butterfly. And I also didn’t quite understand it. Who the heck goes to the hospital in a Busuti?
    @Tumwijuke: I was going to, but that’s a bit much, even for me. Family may be reading and may call me out for it.
    @Solomon: So can I… on CBS, right now 😀
    @31337: oh cummon!
    @The Antipop: I have it on good authority that IT is back in the lab, recording a song that will see him achieve “multi-aluminum” status.
    @B2B: Wait till you see my fall-out-of-a-hotel-window-land-on-my-feet skills
    @ Carlo: How can you talk about SOCKS at a time like this. Have some sympathy for the guy.

  9. Princess October 8, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Err, what’s the story that everyone but me knows?
    I’m missing a vital part of the joke here!

  10. Sleek October 10, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Love the new look…I should hire you…

  11. eddsla October 12, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Bambi jose.
    he needs to read this…and you know he’s afighter.

  12. esquire inc. October 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    hilarious…read the article and guess was cracked up(no pun intended) by the whole incident…it was indeed a tall tale..

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