Oh The Agony. . .

A 4608 Dear Agony Dude,
I hope you can solve my problem. I recently got into a relationship and all was going smoothly, so we decided to take it to the next step. We started to shower together. It seemed to work out fine in the beginning, but lately I’ve noticed something that bothers me. You see, even though we still shower together, I’m starting to think that my girlfriend has ulterior motives. I am beginning to suspect that all along she was in it for the hot water and not me.

Please Advise,
Wota Bodi

which brings us to these “problems” I read about not too long ago. Turns out the agony aunt didn’t know how to help.
Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
Dear Abby : I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby: I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby: My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby: My Favorite. I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

a boy and a girl are talking, when:
Girl:… just tell me, do you have feelings for me?
Boy: a few. 

37 Comments

  1. Princess November 10, 2008 at 6:29 am

    And those boots be mine, peoples! [i.e. Cheri] 😛

  2. Emi's November 10, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Princess, lucky you…
    lol…in for the hot water, dude needs to style up and compete.
    hahaha these could all be typos.
    Why not try a hand at being senga? would like to see some of the answers to these.
    M/w great nu template I love the blue

  3. Ivan November 10, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Really Princess, I’m going to start banning your address from making comments. This firstie monopoly is frightening, to say the least 😯
    Emi’s That’s what I thought, but it didn’t stop me from using the word Lebanese in an attempt at political correctness. I figured you guys are a wise lot, so how about you provide solutions 💡

  4. The Emrys November 10, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Dear Abby: i met this girl i want to marry, she has two kids and swears she is a virgin, is there a way i can be sure? 😆

  5. Mr. B2B November 10, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Can it get any better?
    Killer…

  6. 31337 November 10, 2008 at 11:08 am

    that last one is a killer. monday is made. what to do with this bothersome stuff called work? should i write to abby too?

  7. eddsla November 10, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Don’t i love passing by ivan’s…l 😆

  8. antipop November 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    dear wota bodi
    thank you for sharing your problem. Not many people are willing to share their water problems. i applaud you for being brave. that said, i would like to point out tat you are being stupid. the solution is easy. there is two actually
    1. stop bathing with your girlfriend
    2. uninstall the water heater
    however, from the tone of your letter, i feel as if the problem is with you. are you harboring resentment for your girlfriend? are you a greedy bastard that wants to hog all the hot water and the shower? are you jealous that your girlfriend has a killer sexy body and cant STAND comparing the both of you? or are you just TIRED of your girlfriend? if it is any of the above, please be sure to see your senga. the problem could be you.
    yours faithfully
    abbe

  9. Mudamuli November 10, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Antipop for president!

  10. Baz November 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Dear Wota Bodi.
    Get a gross pot belly.

  11. Carlo November 10, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    You know, I totally relate to Wota Bodi’s girlfriend. I’d want hot water any way I could get it if I didn’t have it at home. Even if it means showering with a gross pot bellied man Baz.
    I know who you are Wota Bodi. Listen to Abbe.

  12. Ivan November 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Carlo:, lemme see if I got this right, you would shower with gross pot bellied man Baz? Am I correct?
    31337: Looks like the pop is a better agony anti

  13. Carlo November 10, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Not Baz! Eeeeewwwwwww!!! Ivan, stop putting words in my mouth and embarrassing me. I’ll pull out info on you that would make you wish you’d never opened up a blog! That’s a threat by the way.

  14. Baz November 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Of course not me. I will never have a pot belly. My genes are way too good.
    My genes are so good, I am not even disturbed by that eeewwww up there.

  15. Solomon King November 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    😀 HIlarious. Will comment bulungi when the sleep bounces from mine eyes.

  16. Darlkom November 10, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    @Carlo: take that eeewww back this minute!

  17. esquire inc. November 10, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    the two “lebanese women”…a personal favourite..what i mean for the record is that…oh shoot what am i saying.. these abby series(or something like that) rock hard…

  18. Iwaya November 11, 2008 at 11:33 am

    The template leaves me thinking wow! Then I see the woman and begin to wonder…eh!
    You made up those agony aunt thingies….right? Hilarious! 😆

  19. Ivan November 11, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Iwaya, I wish I had. If I was to steal any credit, it would be for only one of those problems…

  20. Mudamuli November 11, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Which problem was yours, Ivan. Do tell. 😉

  21. Miss Cheri November 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Hehe 😀
    The three feelings are mutual. :mrgreen:
    Baz, your genes? That eewww was so bad it disturbs me. Your genes must be real good. Are they Levi’s? Or FUBU?

  22. Miss Cheri November 11, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Namwe, u guys, I cracked that jeans/genes joke. It came from far. 💡
    Somebody say LOL or LMAO at Cheri’s joke. 😀
    Guys, it’s rare that I come up with such gems. 🙁 😡 😥

  23. Ivan November 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Banange LMAO. Cheri I have Lolled you, you have made me laughter. You are funny me! Goodnense Grenshus!
    Happy?

  24. Miss Cheri November 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Yes.
    Next step…world domination.

  25. Ivan November 11, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    I’m sure you will slay the world with such jokes. we shall be on our knees, screaming, begging…. ROTFL

  26. Emi's November 12, 2008 at 9:57 am

    ha..ha…ha..ha @ cheri’s joke, it’s a lmfao yo killer. jeans have nothing to do with pot belly but I’d put my money up for grabs if Baz has a six pack.
    lol @ Ivan, you can really put people in capture. carlo 1: baz/dee 0
    But if it helps, the pot bellied guys in Ug are associated with the dime hence attract all the byanas and respect, its not easy maintain a pot so many piggs lose their life and UBL makes enough to bribe off Nema in order to pollute L.Vic

  27. Mudamuli November 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    I hadn’t got the joke. Lol @ Cheri. Jeans indeed. And @ ‘Goodnense Grenshus’ 🙂

  28. Miss Cheri November 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Lol Ivan, Emi and Mudamuli. Lol
    This blog has had more templates changes than I have p’d in 10 days.

  29. Ivan November 12, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Er, Cheri, we’ve been over this. You need to see a doctor

  30. Miss Cheri November 13, 2008 at 1:12 am

    Seen!!! He says your blog IS the problem. 😆

  31. Ivan November 13, 2008 at 2:16 am

    Which quack doctor is that going around claiming that my blog is a deterrent to peeing?

  32. lulu November 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    i hear boy tells girl ‘afew’
    have you watched the movie boy eats girl? 😳

  33. Ivan November 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Lulu, when you say, “eats”…. what do you mean, exactly?

  34. Alesi November 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Dear Abby: I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
    Priceless!!! 😆

  35. Alesi November 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    @ Miss Cheri.. that was a good one , the gene/ jean thingy!! It tickles nicely!

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