The better paper reported in its Sunday edition that Ugandans are happy. I don’t even want to imagine what inspired the story… you know what, fukkit, lemme…
- Anon. : Why are you smiling?
- Anon 2: I’m smiling coz I’m glad…
Anon.: Glad…as in happy? Who the hell do you think you are, going around being happy while…wait a sec…OH My WORD…WOW! That would make an interesting story, and so we can hit the word limit, go find more happy people
Listen, I’m not being bitchy or nothing, but how can you go around saying we are happy? Just the other day the same paper reported that our suicide cases had gone up. And I know they weren’t kidding, the piece was not written by Sean “Brown Teletubby” Kingston. So how exactly does this work?
… to be continued.
🙂 we are!
I am euphoric, actually. That means I have enough happiness for myself, and for at least two guys who have suicide.
Look. I’m dancing.
i’m not, iwaya!
I am happy too!
Just today, I had an exciting experience mud skiing, thanks to the worn out tires on my vanny van van, and the recently dug up road from my house.
It’s a great life.
I don’t know about you but i am HAPPY but first wait where is my Pizza you thief…
Serves your right for believing them papers. 🙂
if you’re happy and you know clap you’re hands…”clap, clap!”
then nod your head, turn around…then sit down:)
Just adds to; the ones who commit suicide are not missed. poor souls. to die and leave behind a perfectly happy city.
Oh, I’m so happy. I think someone is in town! I don’t know but I think he will be soon.
So what does “lol” mean?
(See, I suffer from SDA: syndrome of delayed action. My doc says it’s very serious. It causes mental retardation).
I’ve narrowed it down based on the contexts in which I’ve seen it used to:
a) Lord Oh Lord
b) Laugh Out Loud
3) Life on LSD
All of the above?
The majority vote takes the day!! Ugandans are happy!!!
Happiness oye!!! Raaaa!!!!!!!!and all that goes with it