The writing is on the wall. Its not so much that I have a thing against the Ugandan Housemate or the fact that she wears sweaters like some sort of second skin, but it all comes down to this; Maureen is out.
The Code Factor
This is not the African way, say some viewers. I agree. The African way involves a game called “Buy me Credit and Chicken and we shall see where this goes”. As it is, there are no restaurants or phones, so, Tough Luck. On Wednesday night the two locked lips in a move pundits liken to putting words in someone’s mouth. But what do pundits know? A viewer described the scene as ” eugh-ish“. That’s basically the sound you make when you step on a slug before it melts completely.
The “Hug Factor”.
If you watched the eviction show, you know what I mean. Who in their right mind hugs the person that stabs them in the back? If that’s how life worked, there would be no reason to go to war.
“Hey, you destroyed my city, come ‘ere and give me a hug you terrorist of no significance to this article…”
The Bore Factor
Moving on, there’s the inescapable fact that she is boring. One viewer noted that she never follows through with what she begins to say. Its like I start discussing the inadequacies, basically if I was to write or, no, back to the Job at hand…actually, you know what, forget that, what I’m trying to say is she makes as much sense from time to time as this paragraph does.
Of course there’s also the odd chance that  Richard will be evicted instead. And I mean really ODD. To his credit, he composed the first African Ringtone that features the words “potion” and “motion”. You go Dutty Dreads!
This week saw him promise the Angolan Squirrel he would solve “their problem”. Yet again, I found myself doubting that said problem involved hair care products. Anyway, the long and short of it was exposed when Dutty (Richard, catch up!) went into the Diary Room and asked Biggie for Corn Dogs. Or at least that’s what Happily Married Africans wanted to believe until he asked whether there was some private place where the cameras didn’t pry. Not getting it yet? He asked for condoms!
The two kissed on Wednesday night as well in what’s shaping up to be a nominee trait.
Speaking of not getting any…Lerato’s attempts at getting up close and personal with Max were shot down in flames whilst in the Penthouse. That. Dude. Is. Smooth! I suppose this is one event the South African Events Coordinator failed to , uh, coordinate. Not all hope is lost though, Max told Code that he thought she was a really good person. Yeah, whatever!
Code felt obliged to offer some input. He said Bertha was shady. Well, Code, you have ugly hair!
Kwaku was not left out on Wednesday’s spree as he was kept abreast of what was going on from under Meryl’s top.
In other Big Brother News, Biggie gave the housemates a task involving a box locked with a padlock and loads of keys. The housemates were split into two teams; Nocturnals and Super Sleepers.  They also competed to see who could do the most sit ups.The housemates let on during their diary room sessions that were not too amused that they had to stay awake for so long.
In my opinion it was nothing to lose sleep over.
And the nominees are…
I’m guessing its going to be Richard and Tatiana this time round… with a Meryl for good measure. I seriously think Ofunneka becomes temporarily invisible during the nomination hour.
Incidentally, if I’m wrong about Maureen, she can invite me over to her place when she comes back with the money then kick me out to make amends.