Welcome to Uganda III: We Value Fingers The big news this week was not so much the fact that gays had launched a recruitment drive…hang on, was that this week? And which generation actually felt that this was news? Fine, I thought it was sorta funny that Father Musala had been outed as a homosexual….
the blog.
My Neck, My Back Hurts JUST LIKE THAT
Let’s just dive right in shall we. I have Spinal Spondylosis…the condition, not the movie. It is not the reason I walk with a, er, bounce. But it sure as hell is the reason it feels like my ribs are not held together and are engaged in a playful game of poke the lung every…
déjà vu
Philip wakes up with a start, his forehead awash with sweat. His breathing comes out in spurts and his heart palpitates at an alarming rate. The room is dark, so it takes him a while to figure out where he is. He reaches around and finds it. The lamp by his bed side. That…
What Randomness Is This
Allow me to start off by saying I am so freaking sleepy. To that end, this will likely be one of those posts I end abruptly. Truth be told, I am making this up as I go along. I don’t know what I intend to write. I know I have bitched quite a bit about…
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this special announcement
Hi people, Remember THIS I was going to go with remember THEM, but it hit me that there is no way I could link to each of them properly. So anyway, Sara needs some help from you guys. I’d love to get into the nitty gritty of it, but she wrote an email, so it…
Welcome to Uganda II: We have music
The newspapers have this section they keep publishing wherein they tell you how you can achieve a celebrity’s look for less. They also have a column titled ‘How To Be’, where the writer tells you, well, how you can be someone or something depending on the writer’s mood. It is these sections that have inspired…
Welcome To Uganda.
Welcome to Uganda. It’s a tiny little country in the Eastern bit of Africa. Almost everyone that comes here falls in love with the place. To date, the only person that is not too crazy about this place is John Amos. Remember him? He is the dude that starred in Roots as Kunta Kinte. It…
Bubbles is pretty neat on Wedn…
Bubbles is pretty neat on Wednesdays. Why didn’t anyone tell me? Wednesday is the new IT day!
Driving me mad
like a kid discovering sex and then having that taken away from him
Graduated Tasks
Hey, I’m really sorry I haven’t been around for a bit. There was a wedding I was actively involved in (planning, not marrying), then I had to sort out my Graduation. Yeah, that’s right, I graduated! A day after Barry Hussein got inaugurated. Both of us got congratulated. Any more of this rhyming and I’ma…