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skirting on petty issues

It’s old news. Nsaba Buturo has gone and opened his trap yet again. This time round, because he realised he’d simply be repeating himself ( and thereby boring himself as well) he avoided Big Brother and went after short skirts.  click dis!    and dis one coz its new I am not one to claim that…

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Boda-line Madness

There is a new wave of crime that’s gripped the city…or groped it. Somehow the word sounds pretty inappropriate, but Gripped sounds wrong. I don’t have a dictionary and I’m too shy to ask people around me. The truth is, I live my life in constant fear that I may, one day say the wrong…

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Allow me to re-introduce myself

Many a people done been asking I and I why I done decide to become roco artis. I fink this be unfair classificalisation. It be a margination even where y’all be thinking we not good enough. We hip, we stylish. We done ‘ad it wit y’all hatin on us and callin us names. We be…

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Slice and Dice; The "article"

Source:Daily Monitor…and then some On the evening of July 31, a short woman in blue compact jeans chased a beefy man around a bar table as she mirthfully pleaded to have her phone back. I was there and I honestly can’t remember seeing a beefy man amongst us. It may have been the drugs I…

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Big Brother Africa…part the THIRD

12 Housemates, one house…loads of money at stake and the very real possibility that There Will Be Blood Sex. There’s a contestant that’s 40yrs old, clearly the mother figure (if you choose to believe there are some mothers that cuss like a problem) and then a bunch of youngsters that are suggesting that this is…

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The Candiderm and its woman…

Look, I’m not one to go around saying nasty things about bleached women. I respect women that can go skinny dipping in chemical substances with the hopes that they will come out of the experience anew… I just think it would be better if said individuals spoke the English language a little better than a…

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More random than a hole in a missing sock

I’m back… okay, there’s a very real possibility that none of y’all noticed that this blog had gone offline for the weekend… come to think of it, I don’t even know whether this post will show. But while we’re at it… The guys over at NodeSix are offering a sweet deal to the members of…

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RANDOMNESS…just!

IRONIC Its that time again, I’m house-sitting in Bugolobi and as such I won’t have very regular posts. This time round, I am not blessed with a TV so huge you can play table tennis on its screen, but what I do have is a wireless internet connection with no computer. It’s like that line…

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The strange case of L'il Jim

I wrote a story a while back, it was of a watchman drunk, Drunk as hell, was the story of he, but nonetheless, just a story it seemed to be, But a lot of truth is told in jest, so now compelled I feel, compelled to tell the story behind the story, The tale if…

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