Daniella: Do your thing, wama. Go gerrem Tiger! Chameleone: What? How dare you? How can you call me Tiger?! Are you comparing me to Mad Tiger? Daniella: No, Sweerie, I… Chameleone: Shut up, Mambo Bado! I am Reptile, him animal. Even worse, Animal with stripes. Me I am nice like butterfly, Kipepeo! Daniella: I’m sorry….
the blog.
Back for the first time…again
The newspapers seem to be choke-full of material to play around with. And to appreciate some of this stuff, you need to look deep within and find your sense of humour…or that inner sadist. Take for instance this story: Chameleone Falls From Arusha Hotel If, like me, you are not too crazy about clicking random…
Observing A Moment Of Silence :(
BBA 3: The Second Eviction: Farewell Desert Walker
TK pulls a move that I dare say was pretty smart. Saying that he replaced himself with the lady he figured stood the lowest chances of being evicted if she was nominated. Oh shit! He replaced himself with Hillary Clinton! Wait, why is Lucille looking really down? The sleeping pill was TK’s replacement? Oh yeah,…
skirting on petty issues
It’s old news. Nsaba Buturo has gone and opened his trap yet again. This time round, because he realised he’d simply be repeating himself ( and thereby boring himself as well) he avoided Big Brother and went after short skirts. click dis! and dis one coz its new I am not one to claim that…
Boda-line Madness
There is a new wave of crime that’s gripped the city…or groped it. Somehow the word sounds pretty inappropriate, but Gripped sounds wrong. I don’t have a dictionary and I’m too shy to ask people around me. The truth is, I live my life in constant fear that I may, one day say the wrong…
Allow me to re-introduce myself
Many a people done been asking I and I why I done decide to become roco artis. I fink this be unfair classificalisation. It be a margination even where y’all be thinking we not good enough. We hip, we stylish. We done ‘ad it wit y’all hatin on us and callin us names. We be…
Slice and Dice; The "article"
Source:Daily Monitor…and then some On the evening of July 31, a short woman in blue compact jeans chased a beefy man around a bar table as she mirthfully pleaded to have her phone back. I was there and I honestly can’t remember seeing a beefy man amongst us. It may have been the drugs I…
Big Brother Africa…part the THIRD
12 Housemates, one house…loads of money at stake and the very real possibility that There Will Be Blood Sex. There’s a contestant that’s 40yrs old, clearly the mother figure (if you choose to believe there are some mothers that cuss like a problem) and then a bunch of youngsters that are suggesting that this is…
The Candiderm and its woman…
Look, I’m not one to go around saying nasty things about bleached women. I respect women that can go skinny dipping in chemical substances with the hopes that they will come out of the experience anew… I just think it would be better if said individuals spoke the English language a little better than a…