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Random Instance Of Thought

I dropped a rhyme | Once upon a time, Back in the day | Back in my prime, I dropped a rhyme in a style lyrical, The delivery with a precision kinda surgical, But that was back then, When, No one gave a shit about mice and men, When, My mind wandered about on a…

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hi, my name is ivan, and I've got the flu. . .

The initial idea was to type out something about Nairobi, experimenting with different types of meat, meeting Idols and a dude at the airport with the tact of an undertaker, going around asking “what is final destination?” That is, I was supposed to type out something about Thursday last week and the days that followed,…

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Cryptology 101

I’m not sure anymore-more Who is knocking at my door-door All the faces that I know You make them sunny and new I don’t wanna say goodbye to you So I’ll just say good night to you My people, no goodbyes to you I’m just gonna say good night Goodnight (Graduation- Kanye West)

slice & dice: Blame it on me – Akon

Artist: Akon Album: Sorry, Blame It On Me Title: Sorry, Blame It On Me As life goes on I’m starting to learn more and more about responsibility (responsibility? dude, you were supposed to be in Kenya 5 freakin times, and postponed your Ugandan performance, WTF are you going on about?) I realize everything I do…

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Random Instance Of Thought _ soccer!

It’s come to this; I am going to find a soccer team to support. Everyone seems to be into soccer. I tried to console someone over her team’s loss saying, “You need to remember, that stuff doesn’t happen in real life.” The silly team went on to equalize in the 95th minute, but now we…

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4 whatever. . .

4 JOBS I HAVE WORKED 1. Presenter. . .on two different radio stations 2. Freelance Writer for three publications 3. Freelance Graphic Designer 4. Pseudo-network administrator 4 MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER 1. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 2.Sin City 3. The Matrix 4. The Usual Suspects 4 PLACES I HAVE LIVED (COUNTRIES) 1….

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Of drunken watchmen

Mine is the tale of a drunken watchman, you see, One that comes to work whenever he’s free, Reeking of booze, Drunk as heck, Drunk as can be, Drunk as a skunk, ‘Tis the story of he,

What Tha Funk?!

“I giggle outside the booth, but ain’t no joke inside” Bubba Sparxxx (Ugly) Ever had one of those days where everything just isn’t going well? Stuff won’t work right? Like whatever you do, whatever happens, you keep coming up against a wall. And then when you try to back up a little, there’s another wall?…

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