Biggie seriously needs a Big Brother of his own. That dude’s got major issues. Sure I was willing to overlook the whole, “This is Big Brother. I am feeling low, cheer me up” shtick from weeks gone by, but his latest stunt takes the cake. Apparently he is on holiday in Zanzibar and he won’t…
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Because you asked… The BHH piece
The “-logue” that comes at the beginning Time check: 6:00pm Location: My Office… not in an “I have my own office, with windows and a desk and what not” sort of way. I’m engaged in some very serious issues. Nuh, kidding, I’m just chatting with the blogger known from time to time as Rev. I…
Well, I never…
“I have never†is a nice variation on that awesome game we like to call 5 fingers! I suck at 5 fingers and have been known to cheat at it, but I rock like Jinja (I’m sorry!) at “I have neverâ€. I was at this house party thingy over the weekend and we were playing…
Big Brother Africa Week 7: The one with no eviction!
If I had my way, these are some of the headlines you’d see: Double Loss Mazongoto! First the dime, then the dame! Max-imum Loss. Okay, here’s the article now…I just love how things played out last week, don’t you? Max’s eviction was facilitated by pretty much the whole continent. The only people that didn’t want…
The week that's been…
My job is awesome! I realize that claim could easily earn me some nasty-ass comment for no reason. Could have been worse, I could put up pictures. I am finally going to the field. I have been, for the longest time, bitching about how everyone else has “fun†and gets to go out to the…
Don't wanna be startin' sumthin, but…
Big Brother Africa Week 6: Eviction to the MAX!
Last week I was kidding. I mean, who actually thought Moli was leaving the house, right? To believe that would mean that I misjudged Africa. That I assumed that we, as a continent were drawn to lewd behaviour. Excited by adultery and such. Yet, we are all moral. There is hope for us yet. The…
To whom it may concern…
Dear Person at the Power Company, I’ve wanted to write you for a while now, but I couldn’t. Its not that words fail me or nothing, words are my friends. It’s not even that, whilst trying to contemplate just how you manage to wake up and **** up the day for the rest of us,…
Previously in this life…
I have been down with malaria. I also believe I am in massive need of detox. Discuss. You know how someone can look at you and go like, “You look sick, is it malaria?” and you’re thinking, “huh?!” coz you’re feeling sawa, then within the next couple of hours you develop a proper bout of…
Big Brother Africa Week 5: Nice to know ya Mau…
The writing is on the wall. Its not so much that I have a thing against the Ugandan Housemate or the fact that she wears sweaters like some sort of second skin, but it all comes down to this; Maureen is out. The Code Factor This is not the African way, say some viewers. I…