Was once asked about my thoughts on marketing. If I recall correctly, my response was you’ve either got it or you don’t… you can sell a burger to a vegetarian, or you can’t. Last night I took a stroll through what many have come to call our equivalent of a Red Light District. Its got…
the blog.
For I….
Began work at my new place of work and I For some reason don’t quite feel it, but I Figure I need to stay the course and try To weather the storm and stay the course, until I Can figure out what else to do. Not gonna be easy coz I Seem to have picked…
With this hand…
She said she could read palms. I thought nothing of it. Yet, glancing back, I wonder… She took my hand into hers, furrowed her brow, deep in thought, pondering. I took a sip of my drink with my free hand, nonchalant. She peered harder, hard enough to get my attention. I put my glass back…
Dear Beyonce Knowles Zee
Its been a while. In fact, its been ages. Some have pointed to the possibility that my beef with you is because you ended up with Gay Z and not me. That’s not true, I applaud your choice in collaborative partnerships. Others have suggested that I am hating on you because you are bootylicious and…
I now pronounce you; broke and confused
It probably started with some poser. Some dude or chic or whatever was sitting there, looked across the table and thought to himself, “self, why don’t I complicate life just a bit…†and suddenly without warning, or if there had in fact been any warning it went unheeded because of suddenness of its very nature,…
…Today
I look back at years gone by, then months, then begrudgingly; weeks. And then, when I feel I have overcome the weeks, I look at days gone by. I don’t want to think that things have gradually deteriorated, that life could be better. I don’t want to have any regrets. Life is too short to…
So I'm Grabbin' My Hair And Tearin' It Out
What she wore was blue, It matched the mood, A lump formed in a throat, No emotion expressed, But they knew… – ReinBo Flaffi Bani And now a tale about my visit to the barber over the weekend… It goes without saying that no pictures will be posted. Ever felt that your hair is getting…
Dear Guy That Does The Budget Reading Thing
First off, do you have an Official Title? See, I want to type and all that, but it gets a little monotonous if I have to keep calling you Guy That Does The Budget Reading Thing. I’ll just call you “Dudeâ€. Don’t get used to it though. So anyway, what the hell is your problem?…
because i got high
I’d like to state the obvious. I’m high. Which would mean, it’s understandable that some idiot went like, How High are you instead of Hi, how are you? This actually makes sense when you say it out loud instead of just reading it. Its one of those puns we look back upon and feel embarrassed…
I has made comeback
I have been dreading this. The return to the Blogosphere.I really wish I had a great excuse for the absence. I do, actually. And as far as excuses go, this one is great. Won’t get into it though, not really my style. While I was away, Ernest introduced me to Lolcats. Its, by his definition,…