1. Is it possible for someone to get pregnant as a result of someone standing way too close whilst lining up?2. Do Customer service attendants in various organizations meet up and compare notes on how they messed up someone’s day?3. I’m listening to the radio and that chic that sounds like she’s suffering from constipation…
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er, excuse me Your Excellency…
I can call you that can’t I? The whole your Excellency thing? I mean, I realize, as you probably have that things are spiraling out of hand. Heck, is it just me or are you in the backseat as well? Gils said there was a mafia type arrangement in the government, but I kinda put…
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Stories Untold: The One About Jimmy
Jimmy was the kind of person you’d call ordinary. An ordinary guy forced by circumstances to do extraordinary things. He was not an Adonis on any levels, but he didn’t need to be. He had no feelings of self doubt. He was content. Until he saw her. She was the reason people tried a little…
Like some sort of ability
I’ve been chatting with a pal…its this thing you do where you sit back and watch as a window seemingly materializes on your screen and words appear. Your hands receive a message from the brain. They respond and they proceed to hack away at the keyboard until the letters come together in a union that…
A state of contemplative repose : The Text
Dennis is jealous. I am not. . .and yet, its a better place to be. For right now, I am confused. A little. Some things you just can’t explain. Like taxi park incidents. Take for instance, those times you are in your taxi, minding your business and this dude tries to break the window so…
In a state of Contemplative Repose
I didn’t break my promise, yours is coming up soon…
Its just wAtEr!
First off I’d like to point one simple fact. I HATE DRINKING WATER!I honestly think that stuff has a taste. And that taste is NOT.NICE! I don’t look down on people that drink it. And I certainly have no problem with fish doing their thing in it. I just can’t stand it. And yet, this…
The 70's Called, They Want All Their Hair Back
Hi, I’m (name). It’s a little useless keeping my name out of it, but anyway… I’ve taken to growing hair, mine. No fields being watered or any of that. The hair sits up their without a care in the world. Everything is fine until someone approaches me and asks me to justify the whole hair…