So… We were hanging out and I was, when you really think about it, up in the sky with birds. Then my pal comes over and says there’s some kick-ass plan. Depending on your expectations in life, “kick ass†can refer to anything ranging from poking little toddlers to going out and getting wasted at…
the blog.
The One with Loads of dots
I went to an internet café…Its been ages, but clearly I haven’t missed much. The keyboard I’m using feels kinda sticky so it simply follows that after this thing I will have stickyfingers…I would have added a hot male with sticky fingers in a bid to reference my email address,but that would not work coz…
My Green Mile
Typically, the Green mile is the stretch a person takes on their way to the execution room…or place or whatever…Mine, it’s the stretch I have to take on my way to the clinic to go through what Darlkom feels comfortable calling “that which we may not mentionâ€. The rest of you can join me in…
How're You Doin' ? Good? Tomorrow's my birthday…
I’m in pain. So much so, the rest of this piece will be written in the style of a Telenovela… Pains of Life I’m not okay. In fact, I am not well. You see, the thing is (gratuitous use of a term of endearment coming up) my love, I am in pain. And its not…
Look ma! Its a Tail With No Body
…and similarly, a flick with no plot. Okay fine, I digress. It had a plot. Hell, the movie’s title is the bloody synopsis…Its all down to me. I am naive. I actually believed there’s more to the movie than just Snakes On A Plane. I didn’t even get round to watching it till its end…
So I went gymin,right….
It was a simple plan. Go to the gym, work out, come home and black out…It backfired…. ***Go to the gym*** I figured I didn’t have to dress to impress, I mean, its the bloody gym. Why on earth should I have to. Plus I’m a guy. We really don’t care…Most importantly, I stay in…
So Long and Thanks for All The Flicks
Cineplex Wilson Road is no more…Well, that’s what I’ve been led to believe…No more shall I be able to refer to it fondly as Soweto. I also won’t be able to talk about the wannabe’s that chill within…A reliable source told me that all my ranting and my ire is brought on by what she…
How was your day?
Tired as heck, I whip out my reading material. Dude next to me is carrying loads of stuff so he figures we must have some sort of connection seeing as I am also carrying some stuff. He says hi. Its nine O’clock and I have the cold the whole world has seemingly recovered from, or…
24 and over!
As I post this,there are two decent individuals at the Call Center of the Power Company.The following events take place over 24 Hours…and then some. Be warned, as I write this, I am reading Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons no doubt a subtle reference to the individuals that work in the power company’s call centers……
Parts Unseen; The Second
The song goes; “It’s kinda hard out here for a pimp. . .â€It says nothing about the life of a law enforcer. In fact, when you think about it, It doesn’t say anything about this particular character, whom we shall christen Andrew. Andrew is somewhat different from your run of the mill police officers. Well,…