the blog.

Mind Games

Hi,if you’ve been in Uganda for a reasonable amount of time you know that we are not really…well, we have Power issues. Not over in state house.State House is nice. Its so cool even the Queen of England wants to stay there. Yo true story!…Anyway, back to our power issues. Very sick stuff. The elec…

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Commercial Break

www.kronusbranding.com I’m using this chance to plug…to pitch…You know what,I’m tryina advertise my wee-company.So It would rock big time If you placed this INCREDIBLY HUGE BANNER somewhere favourable…and incase you were wondering,no I didn’t actually design the robot-looking dude,but I did play around with the rest…

Censor This..

Since the dawn of existence, there have always been moments when the course of history shifted. Such a turning point is upon us now. The conflict between the better and worst angels of our very nature. Whose outcome will change our world so greatly…there will be no going back. I do not know if victory…

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What next?

I am at a very bad place right now.The realisation that I am about to end my campus tenure (somewhat) and join the hustlers..ha! That’s rich…What I meant to say is,join the people who have rushed through a half-baked University education to realise that there is infact a great big world out there and it’s…

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Apologies of a …

First off I’d like to state the obvious. I was not banned from the blogsphere. The government of this great country loves my work.Its the power company that has a problem with me, but that’s not really a big deal because we have since learnt that very few humans do infact run things at the…

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Gifted By…who are we kidding…

Hi there.I’m your pal.We’ve met,probably shared a seat in the taxi because the bloody driver has the idea that there’s always room for one more…You know me,I’m just any other Ugandan. Oh wait,that won’t scare anyone off from this blog will it? I figure I just scored a few points for our beloved pearl. Sadly…

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Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

The story so far… Rwandese Guy (definitely a Diplomat) is Caught in the Act with a woman that may or may not be Ugandan but is definitely not his wife and is asked by the Powers that be (that are, without a doubt, Ugandan) to leave the country. On their part, the second lot of…

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Darkness Falls..Or just saunters in,I don't know

I wish to state the obvious my delay in posting has been facilitated by forces that I have no control over. I have absolutely no way of containing the situation. The Power Company has officially succeeded in doing what the Government keeps messing up, gagging people. For all intents and purposes its not such a…

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The Election Article

We knew this was coming,but first a random quote; Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming, I see the darkness spreading. I see death… and you are all that stands in his way. If you cannot stop him tonight, then I fear tomorrow will never come. And a holla…

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A History Of…Valentine's?

St. Valentine appeared to me. It wasn’t a dream or anything, well he did mention he wanted me to go out there and do his bidding and lead lonely hearts to the right rooms,but that’s hardly relevant. What he wanted was for me explain how it went down. Knowing how brilliant you lot are, I…

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