the blog.

Rebirth

Every so often I tend to digress…and while I’m doing that I end up making all sorts of mistakes in my blog. This is one of them. October 3rd.My Birthday. I kept on dropping hints, kept rubbing the date in everyone’s face. If you didn’t get it you’re lucky. In retrospect, what was I up…

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Trapped In Office

The year 2021 rolls in and the words No Change wake me Up I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’In an office that don’t belong to me And a voice yells, “Good morning, Afande”, from the next room Then he comes out and briefs me And to my surprise, I have no clue… Now I’ve got this look…

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The World's A Stage: Miss University

The Players:Johnny M. , Abedi Nasser OboleThe Guest Stars: Mera,Solo,James The Plot: Set up a pageant of Mega Proportions,receive acclaim and do it again next year Pageant is to showcase the beauties of all the Universities in Uganda. The Story UnfoldsFrom the word go,it seems like a very feasible idea.It has lots going for it.The…

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I gotta warn you,this is about a Kwanjula.

I figured Kwanjulas were a straightforward affair.You go to some place get fitted into this long dress and then wear the coat and for some reason you don’t feel less manly.Actually,on the contrary you feel like the alpha male and later during the course of this thing,you think nothing of the guy doing a little…

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ALONE IN THE DARK

Yeah,I know the title is something of a big deal.I mean,you look at it and you think,”That’s a video game title,isn’t it?” or better still,”That’s the name of that Christian Slater flick that was incredibly boring and for some reason very few people saw through the facade and went to the cinema in droves and…

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Here's a Thought

On the Recent Kyeyo Law Kyeyo: What Ugandans do abroad in an attempt to make ends meet. Derived from the fact that it also includes sweeping roads with brooms (Byeyo) from time to time. And now as they are making some sort of headway a law is introduced that could very well sweep the smiles…

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The Corny Article

This one’s no good,move on to the next article.So there I was,standing by the roadside,waiting for a taxi.One drew up shortly and the ‘conductor’ asked me to get on board. I gave the taxi a long hard look and decided against it, there was simply no space.Plus I was getting some nasty looks from the…

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A League Of Their Own

Yesterday I successfully entered the echelons of people that can use the phrase,”I spent my Sunday washing clothes” or its equivalent,”I washed”.I realise this is not an issue,and there’s the random possibility that I am actually displaying some spoilt brat tendencies,but I still think its a big deal.It actually helped me open my eyes to…

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Picture Perfect

I’m, not hating,far from it.I respect the whole concept of photography.Given the right setting I’d pose with Angelina Jolie if Bradd let me.But that’s it.I would not go all out on the whole thing the way many people do.It never ceases to amuse me(yes,I am actually a very to amuse person…which is why Breakfast Shows…

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Club Hoppers: The Story Of One

This is one of those articles where I claim the plan was simple,then I back track and you realize I was not very honest the first time round and the plan was nowhere near that.The truth is the night in question was destined to have some harrowing experiences.We’d just left a graduation party and this…

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