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Big Brother

REVISIT: Because Big Brother is coming back

Sorry people, couldn’t come up with something for BBA, but hey, we can walk down memory lane, right? Okay, let’s shoot this puppy. This is Big Brother, Munya, please report to the diary room. I repeat, Munya, please report to the diary room, er, pretty please with a cherry on top. Munya: Hi Big Brother, what’s…

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So biggie's back. . .

It’s Big Brother All-Stars. Contestants from the previous editions return to the house for another season will number five be lucky? I favour the number seven but I’d hate to have to sit through two or three more editions of Africa’s biggest reality show just to prove a point. Let’s just hope that season five…

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Where Big Brother is kinda "happy"

This is Big Brother, Munya, please report to the diary room. I repeat, Munya, please report to the diary room, er, pretty please with a cherry on top. Munya: Hi Big Brother, what’s happening Oh, I don’t know, what’s up with you? Munya: Er, well, the task is a bit of a bitch really, nuh’mean?…

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BBA 3: The Second Eviction: Farewell Desert Walker

TK pulls a move that I dare say was pretty smart. Saying that he replaced himself with the lady he figured stood the lowest chances of being evicted if she was nominated. Oh shit! He replaced himself with Hillary Clinton! Wait, why is Lucille looking really down? The sleeping pill was TK’s replacement? Oh yeah,…

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Big Brother Africa…part the THIRD

12 Housemates, one house…loads of money at stake and the very real possibility that There Will Be Blood Sex. There’s a contestant that’s 40yrs old, clearly the mother figure (if you choose to believe there are some mothers that cuss like a problem) and then a bunch of youngsters that are suggesting that this is…

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