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And so it starts…

He stares at the sky. Tries to make some sense of it, but he can’t. This is different. He looks at the sheet of paper before him and utters a sigh. No one had foreseen this. Well, that wasn’t entirely true. The newspapers were filled with stories of strange happenings. “Miracles”, was oft the term…

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The story so far…

The story so far… The power company did me in. I realize it sounds like some song now, and yeah, I’m with you…I am SO SICK of it, but that’s what happens. Called them up and they told me the situation was under control. I think that’s code for, “You are sooo f**ked!” coz that’s…

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Pickin' Up The Pieces

Like most tales, this one is about me. And yet, when you think about it, as oft you must have, the lead character in this tale could just as easily be you. For you see, sooner or later, we all get high. For some it’s a mild thing that has them fall to the floor…

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A dash of Hydrogen, 2 Pieces of Oxygen

We have a water shortage! And by “we” I mean the country and by “shortage” I mean that… well, there’s a shortage of sorts. This has basically resulted in a great deal of power cuts and numerous articles or stories or whatever dwelling on the same theme.None of these have been solution oriented, everybody has…

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Life's Not Really A Beach!

So… We were hanging out and I was, when you really think about it, up in the sky with birds. Then my pal comes over and says there’s some kick-ass plan. Depending on your expectations in life, “kick ass” can refer to anything ranging from poking little toddlers to going out and getting wasted at…

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The One with Loads of dots

I went to an internet café…Its been ages, but clearly I haven’t missed much. The keyboard I’m using feels kinda sticky so it simply follows that after this thing I will have stickyfingers…I would have added a hot male with sticky fingers in a bid to reference my email address,but that would not work coz…

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My Green Mile

Typically, the Green mile is the stretch a person takes on their way to the execution room…or place or whatever…Mine, it’s the stretch I have to take on my way to the clinic to go through what Darlkom feels comfortable calling “that which we may not mention”. The rest of you can join me in…

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Look ma! Its a Tail With No Body

…and similarly, a flick with no plot. Okay fine, I digress. It had a plot. Hell, the movie’s title is the bloody synopsis…Its all down to me. I am naive. I actually believed there’s more to the movie than just Snakes On A Plane. I didn’t even get round to watching it till its end…

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So I went gymin,right….

It was a simple plan. Go to the gym, work out, come home and black out…It backfired…. ***Go to the gym*** I figured I didn’t have to dress to impress, I mean, its the bloody gym. Why on earth should I have to. Plus I’m a guy. We really don’t care…Most importantly, I stay in…

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So Long and Thanks for All The Flicks

Cineplex Wilson Road is no more…Well, that’s what I’ve been led to believe…No more shall I be able to refer to it fondly as Soweto. I also won’t be able to talk about the wannabe’s that chill within…A reliable source told me that all my ranting and my ire is brought on by what she…

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