I am at a very bad place right now.The realisation that I am about to end my campus tenure (somewhat) and join the hustlers..ha! That’s rich…What I meant to say is,join the people who have rushed through a half-baked University education to realise that there is infact a great big world out there and it’s…
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Apologies of a …
First off I’d like to state the obvious. I was not banned from the blogsphere. The government of this great country loves my work.Its the power company that has a problem with me, but that’s not really a big deal because we have since learnt that very few humans do infact run things at the…
Gifted By…who are we kidding…
Hi there.I’m your pal.We’ve met,probably shared a seat in the taxi because the bloody driver has the idea that there’s always room for one more…You know me,I’m just any other Ugandan. Oh wait,that won’t scare anyone off from this blog will it? I figure I just scored a few points for our beloved pearl. Sadly…
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
The story so far… Rwandese Guy (definitely a Diplomat) is Caught in the Act with a woman that may or may not be Ugandan but is definitely not his wife and is asked by the Powers that be (that are, without a doubt, Ugandan) to leave the country. On their part, the second lot of…
Darkness Falls..Or just saunters in,I don't know
I wish to state the obvious my delay in posting has been facilitated by forces that I have no control over. I have absolutely no way of containing the situation. The Power Company has officially succeeded in doing what the Government keeps messing up, gagging people. For all intents and purposes its not such a…
The Election Article
We knew this was coming,but first a random quote; Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming, I see the darkness spreading. I see death… and you are all that stands in his way. If you cannot stop him tonight, then I fear tomorrow will never come. And a holla…
A History Of…Valentine's?
St. Valentine appeared to me. It wasn’t a dream or anything, well he did mention he wanted me to go out there and do his bidding and lead lonely hearts to the right rooms,but that’s hardly relevant. What he wanted was for me explain how it went down. Knowing how brilliant you lot are, I…
The Return
I’m coming back to post.I realise its been a while,but so much has been going down since…well,a lot has happened.Like a few minutes back I saw this guy wearing a black mamba tee…I’m lookin and all i’m thinkin is WTF??Ofcourse its not as cool as the one on this page,but I suppose that’s open to…
Year Ender
Its another of those long articles (bye Carlo) but it made it to the Sunday Monitor and it was a full page (welcome back)…I will get back to proper writing in a bit. It’s the first day of 2006, and you’re probably in bed wondering what you were thinking when you made those resolutions. There’s…
Get It While Its Hot
In conjunction with other parties that decline to be mentioned I am giving you the opportunity to have this.A limited edition Black Mamba Tee.Why is it Limited in its edition?Because no one else in their right mind would be caught selling this. So why am I doing this? The need for money has smoothly guided…