As I write this,Christmas songs are blaring around town,a presenter has made the observation that (s)he has played the first Christmas Track this year (Big deal in some parts,I suppose) and some optimistic people are waiting for presents.Its a nice thing,optimism.It makes you blind to lots of stuff.I’m obviously not going to get what I…
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Part…The End
The ride home is pretty uneventful, save for that brief stop that Cedric makes to pick up a snack from a roadside vendor. I suppose you may wonder what would posses anyone to do something as retarded as that. This, as you can imagine is not something that can be explained with just the one…
Part Four
The office is not unlike any other manager’s office. It welcomes you with a certain aura, an aura that will later have you claim that you entered with a certain sense of foreboding. It is with that sense of foreboding that Cedric enters the office. The manager is the picture of sinister. To complete the…
And Now,An Announcement..
PART THREE
You would half expect him to trip and fall in a most gratuitously painful way. He doesn’t. He actually makes it to his cubicle in one piece. Well, as close to one piece as he can manage on this most unfortunate of mornings. He consoles himself with the knowledge that in here, in his little…
Part Two
Its not 6 anymore… You would expect that this sort of thing would faze our hapless hero. It doesn’t. He toys around with the idea of calling in sick and then stops in his tracks. It occurs to him he has used up his “sick quotaâ€. Usually as a result of binge drinking. Never as…
Part One
It starts at 6:30am.It’s not usually the time he gets up, but the things that happened during the course of the night have greatly impacted his sleeping habits. The most prominent event during the course of his slumber was the unannounced visit of the mosquito brigade. No, not brigade. More like a choir. Brigades seem…
Rebirth
Every so often I tend to digress…and while I’m doing that I end up making all sorts of mistakes in my blog. This is one of them. October 3rd.My Birthday. I kept on dropping hints, kept rubbing the date in everyone’s face. If you didn’t get it you’re lucky. In retrospect, what was I up…
Trapped In Office
The year 2021 rolls in and the words No Change wake me Up I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’In an office that don’t belong to me And a voice yells, “Good morning, Afande”, from the next room Then he comes out and briefs me And to my surprise, I have no clue… Now I’ve got this look…
The World's A Stage: Miss University
The Players:Johnny M. , Abedi Nasser OboleThe Guest Stars: Mera,Solo,James The Plot: Set up a pageant of Mega Proportions,receive acclaim and do it again next year Pageant is to showcase the beauties of all the Universities in Uganda. The Story UnfoldsFrom the word go,it seems like a very feasible idea.It has lots going for it.The…