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Finger Of Spinch

Welcome to Uganda III: We Value Fingers The big news this week was not so much the fact that gays had launched a recruitment drive…hang on, was that this week? And which generation actually felt that this was news? Fine, I thought it was sorta funny that Father Musala had been outed as a homosexual….

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Welcome To Uganda.

Welcome to Uganda. It’s a tiny little country in the Eastern bit of Africa. Almost everyone that comes here falls in love with the place. To date, the only person that is not too crazy about this place is John Amos. Remember him? He is the dude that starred in Roots as Kunta Kinte. It…

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Graduated Tasks

Hey, I’m really sorry I haven’t been around for a bit. There was a wedding I was actively involved in (planning, not marrying), then I had to sort out my Graduation. Yeah, that’s right, I graduated! A day after Barry Hussein got inaugurated. Both of us got congratulated. Any more of this rhyming and I’ma…

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New Year Thoughts

I promised myself I wouldn’t milk the whole “Happy New Year” message for its worth, but yesterday I found myself telling someone I hadn’t seen him since last year. He thought it was funny. I hated myself for it. It is, in my opinion, in the same place with “Happy Christmas, Merry New Year”…the 70’s….

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Dear God

It’s been a while since we spoke. Well, yeah, sure, you and I, we talk. I mean spoke heart to heart, me baring my all, opening up my soul. I don’t know why it’s taken me so long, and I… I won’t make any excuses. I… just want to say I know I’ve been a…

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a commercial break. Native’s Nativity Story

A story is told of a time long ago, when a carpenter and his wife brought to the fold, a young one that was to be the savior, the Messiah, if you will. The stories is eons old, but sadly that is not the story you are about to behold. A few months before December…

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Chapter IV: The Continuation

In a security office somewhere in Bethlehem “Sign up! They said! It will be a great way to channel your aggression! A lot of good that did me!” “I know what you mean Brother Nathaniel, why just the other day I was asked to deal with an 818. Can you believe that? After all that…

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The post with no name yet. . .

Previously in this story From the bright light a sound emerges, kinda loud kinda booming, like those priests in your churches. "Greetings earthlings. We mean you no harm. We come with news that will later be the inspiration for your descendants’ songs!" "Bobo come quick. It’s one of them X-Files. It’s so clear. Hi-Def ain’t…

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