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Back for the first time…again

The newspapers seem to be choke-full of material to play around with. And to appreciate some of this stuff, you need to look deep within and find your sense  of humour…or that inner sadist. Take for instance this story: Chameleone Falls From Arusha Hotel If, like me, you are not too crazy about clicking random…

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Boda-line Madness

There is a new wave of crime that’s gripped the city…or groped it. Somehow the word sounds pretty inappropriate, but Gripped sounds wrong. I don’t have a dictionary and I’m too shy to ask people around me. The truth is, I live my life in constant fear that I may, one day say the wrong…

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Allow me to re-introduce myself

Many a people done been asking I and I why I done decide to become roco artis. I fink this be unfair classificalisation. It be a margination even where y’all be thinking we not good enough. We hip, we stylish. We done ‘ad it wit y’all hatin on us and callin us names. We be…

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More random than a hole in a missing sock

I’m back… okay, there’s a very real possibility that none of y’all noticed that this blog had gone offline for the weekend… come to think of it, I don’t even know whether this post will show. But while we’re at it… The guys over at NodeSix are offering a sweet deal to the members of…

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where do i start. . .

“I don’t know… It’s flattering I guess. More flattering than troubling, to think that when you’re bleeding love, that bleeding’s for me…” How did we meet? That’s not really the important bit. Well, I suppose it makes for better reading than the “where”. It was a bar mind you. Nothing classy, nothing fancy. Just a…

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hi, my name is ivan, and I've got the flu. . .

The initial idea was to type out something about Nairobi, experimenting with different types of meat, meeting Idols and a dude at the airport with the tact of an undertaker, going around asking “what is final destination?” That is, I was supposed to type out something about Thursday last week and the days that followed,…

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Cryptology 101

I’m not sure anymore-more Who is knocking at my door-door All the faces that I know You make them sunny and new I don’t wanna say goodbye to you So I’ll just say good night to you My people, no goodbyes to you I’m just gonna say good night Goodnight (Graduation- Kanye West)